D5 If you're  E  havin'trouble with the high school head

He's givin'you the blues   D 

 E  You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed

Here's what you gotta do  D 

 E  Pick up the phone

I'm always home, call me anytime D 

Just ring  E  three six  D two,  E four three six  D  oh

 E I lead a life  D of crime  E 

Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap D 

 E  You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart  D 

 E  He's double dealin'with your best friend

That's when the tear drops start, fella  D 

 E  Pick up the phone,

I'm here alone, or make a social call  D 

 E Come right in, D   f E orget about him   D 

 E We'll have ourselves  D a ball  E 

But you ain't got the guts   D 

S E  he keeps naggin'at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts   D 

P E  ick up the phone, leave her alone

It's time you made a stand   D 

F E or a fee  D  I'm E  happy to be   D 

Y E our back   D door   E  man. Whoo !

Concrete shoes, G5      E 

cyanide,  A5     E 

T. N. T.  E 

Done   D dirt   E  cheap

Neck-ties, G5   co E ntracts,  A5  hig E h voltage  E 

Done  D  dirt  E  cheap

Dirty deeds  G      E      A      E 

 E Done   D dirt   E  cheap    ...

They're ready to send  A him on  E  the cruise