E I'm rather upper class high  Cm  society

 E God's gift to ballroom  Cm  notoriety

 E  And I always fill my ballrooms

 Cm  The event is never small

 C  The social pages say I've got

 B  The biggest balls of all

 E  I've got big balls

 Cm  I've got big balls

 E  They're such big balls

 Cm  And they're fancy big balls

 E  And he's got big balls

 Cm  And she's got big balls

 C But we've got the biggest  B  balls of them all

 E  And my balls are always bouncing

 Cm  My ballroom always full

 E And everybody Comes and  Cm  comes again

 E  If your name is on the guest list

 Cm  No one can take you higher

 C  Everybody says I've got

 B  Great balls of fire!

 E  I've got big balls

 Cm  I've got big balls

 E  I've got big balls

 Cm  And there dirty big ball

 E  And he's got big balls

 Cm  And she's got big balls

 C But we've got the biggest  B  balls of them all

 E  Some balls are held for charity

 Cm  And some for fancy dress

 E  But when they're held for pleasure

 Cm  They're the balls that I like best

 E  My balls are always bouncing

 Cm  To the left and to the right

 C  It's my belief that my big balls

Should  B  be held every night

 E  I've got big balls

 Cm  I've got big balls

 E  I've got big balls

 Cm  And they're such big balls

 E  And he's got big balls

 Cm  And she's got big balls

 C But we've got the biggest  B  balls of them all

 E And I'm just itching to tell you about them ( Cm  we've got big balls)

 E Oh we had such wonderful fun ( Cm  we've got big balls)